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Root of global financial crisis linked to football club blog After two weeks of intensive research and data analysis, economists around the world have simultaneously reached a conclusion as to the cause of the global credit crunch -- only to find that they were two minutes too late. The commodities boom, high inflation rates, and poor credit conditions have all been traced back to a single source

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Yee-SPN replaced by the Football Channel, says last goodbyeAfter months of inexplicable inactivity, Starhub subscribers have finally had enough of Yee-SPN. "Everytime we turn on the TV set and switch to Chn 33, all we see are soccer-related advertisements like training clinics at Radin Mas Secondary School in JB and product launches of moldy keepers' gloves," ranted Ima Hubber, 65, who has been

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Updated: Jul. 14, 2007, 01:30 PM UKCare Bears achieve milestone with inactivityHove, United Kingdom, Jul 14 (Routers) – The Care Bears marked their first anniversary with another illustrious award. The award was presented to the Caretaker of their homepage, along with the prize money of half of $0.01, which the Bears magnanimously decided to donate to charity. While many accolades

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Updated: Jul. 14, 2007, 01:30 PM UKFermie: Care Bears better off without (key) playersAng Mo Kio, Singapore, Jul 14 (Routers) – Justice League boss Sir A. Ferment expects Care Bear United to be a better team next season without their key players. Kai Yi’s departure to the UK has led to predictions of the Bears struggling to find words and inspiration, and sparked rumours of an exodus with Yee

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Carebear United05.2005~12.2005, 01.2006~06.2006, 07.2006~07.2006, 08.2006~07.2007,... ...Time flies. The last post, dated 5th June, is more than a month old already, and clearly the angst-filled article had struck a chord with many of the CBs. CBU could no longer function as one,with problems from identity crises to unhappiness with one's position being few of the many causes of the underlying

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Bears in danger of disbanding - for real. For many years since the club was started, it has always been a trend for CBU to go through the cumbersome process of disbanding and re-banding, if not for the pain, then for publicity's sake. So much so that when club manager Albertini announced at a worldwide video conference that the club may be disbanding once and for all, nobody took it seriously.

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Bears go madematicalFollowing the huge success of the movies "Murder by Numbers" and "The Number 23", CBU and director Stiffen Schemebert are collaborating on a venture to produce the spin-off, "Murder by the Number: 33". Although a certain CBU player has already made it big in the adult entertainment industry courtesy of engaging fuzzy videos loaded on youtube by an anonymous but aspiring

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2 Of This Year Highly Anticipated MoviesProudly Brought To You by Carebear Productions

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The Wiggly NooseCBU's Togolese Pnuto ventures into the F&B businessOn last Sunday, Pnuto, or more affectionately known as Lilykoon, unveiled his new food stall on Ang Mo Kio St 31,just beside the bak kut teh stall. More than thousands of fans were there at the opening of this new indigenous food stall,"Yuck-Koon Pnut Toast", though most were actually queuing for the bak kut teh. Pnuto, who is

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Testing 1,2,3....Disclaimer:Warning!This is not a post!This is just a test!Watch out for my entry when I go back to my office on Monday.See that packet of tissue paper?I've "choped" this space.

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Care Bear Fans can now look forward to colliding with the Tree… How much times has changed since Shakespeare in one of his plays coined this phrase “The world is mine’s oyster”. We now have Park Jie Song, the newly pronounced Big Ego Fund Ambassador or better known as Big Ego Friend who proclaims with a smurfy smirk in his recent press conference, that the world as we know it is now his

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Another Lame Post From Your Resident LamerWell, due to the recent lack of activity in our blog, let me try to heat things up a little with some quotes on pain that I found on the internet.Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever.-Lance ArmstrongPain is life-

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POLITICSConvention won't last, say analystsIt seems that the He-who-must-not-be-named convention, which is set to prevent an all-out nuclear war, will not be effective for long. According to political analysts, cracks have already appeared in the peaceful facade of the bipartite convention, albeit a facade of their tearing selves. Based on the concept of MUD (Mutually Assured Destruction) and MUP

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Premiership weekend 24/02 - 25/02Park seriously sucks as Carebears run proceedings at NIE9am at NIE, don't be late. The only way to book the court now is to be physically there before other teams reach. Such were the words of wisdom distilled from resident sage Albertini on the eve of the epic encounter between the Bears and their arch-nemesis, NIE Legends. The utter seriousness of the message

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Fans outraged at post with headline but no content

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[death]star sports Resident Evil: Albertini, the newest title in the Resident Evil series, was recently announced to be in the works by Carebearunited Studios. It is slated as the most career ending game in the franchise to date, promising new combat systems, new weapons (including the venerated kendo stick), and new ways to stick a game pad through your hand. Using a variety of skills, such as

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BrinJawsTM: Nano Solution for “Holes-in-One-Street Boot”In a joint collaboration between A*Star nanotechnology scholar Kimchi Prototype and sewing cum nano-origami specialist David-lele, CBU’s Research to Destroy (R&D) Lab unveils its first invention, BrinJawsTM. Though it is a far cry from being classified as a potential WMD (club director Albertini’s sole objective of setting up the R&D Lab),

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Chinese New Year Special EditionXinru Team w/o answer to Bears physical playIt was one day before the Year of the Pig, yet the Bears were in no mood to celebrate as they congregated at the hallowed AMK court. What better way to herald in the New Year than to stain the court an auspicious red with the usual Bears' bloodshed? Before the match, Bears gaffer and resident evil Albertini held his

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CCB NewsPark Jie Song enters Guinness Book of World RecordsAfter appearing on Forbes Magazine just last month, Park Jie Song yet again brings honour to the club, this time by putting his name down in the Guinness Book of World Records. The ever amiable treant had rocket scientists scurrying for their supercomputers after he broke a somewhat unsurpassable record of

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Bears Stops the RotFollowing a lacklustre display last time out, the bears were determined to make amends this week.There was good news all around as star midfield player was unable to make it for the match. No reason was given for his absence but no one really asked.However, there was a cloud in every silver lining. Following the ban of Ahn Jun Cheng for fielding 5 of his twin brothers, the

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Yee-SPN Foot-brawl NewsYee finally breaks scoring duckIn a shocking move that angered animal rights activists worldwide, Carebear striker Yee Hung Pyo has broken his scoring duck.The duck, which also played as striker for Donald FC, died immediately after being broken. It had scored an amazing 60 goals in 38 games, hence earning its mantle as a scoring duck.Yee expressed no remorse over his

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Yee-SPN Wigly Soccer News Carebear United faces point deduction for breaking FIFA regulationsexclusive reporting from Warweak, at the cathedral of hopeCarebear United is now in danger of losing its 101,570-point lead over nearest rivals Adebayor FC, after FIFA announced today that it will be taking disciplinary action against the dominating dominatrix club for flouting rules on the number of

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Yee lashes out at lack of support from manager; hangs up glovesAfter a string of poor performances, culminating in an unprecedented goalless weekend and equally unprecedented number of missed chances, Carebear United striker Yee Hung Pyo has come under direct fire from team-mates and fans alike.Missing chances from left, right and centre, with a particularly memorable miss being a shot against

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The Amazing AMK Race: Survivor Soccer EditionSNEAK PREVIEWBefore the official premiere of this highly anticipated reality TV series, let’s take a peek into what is in store for you…Castaway Location: Castaway Teams: Care Bear Tribe, NIE Legends, Marshaller FC, Jia Xuan XI Roadblock: A roadblock is a task which only one team member may perform. Before heading into a Roadblock, teams read a vague

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[death]star sports.Carebear United dominates AMK.Recent calls by members of the team for punctuality were heartily enacted upon by most members of the team, with wooki finally turning up, and only half an hour late. Resident slacker and training rebel Tako was also seen reporting for the match on time and on his bike. Strangely, the rest of the team was half an hour late.Church team was seen

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The Weakly NewsletterAnd so,the first edition of Carebear United's very own newsletter is out!After weak attempts by the head editor to get all members of the team to put up posts periodically,the resident slacker has decided to make his first contribution.Meanwhile,your friendly neighbourhood fireman(men) has called out to all fellow bears to start being punctual for matches.Although it has been

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Living in the UK is Kai Yi’s best optionWhether the signs were apparent or not the writing was always on the wall in the Ang Mo Kio Street 31 dressing room.Any amount of tears withheld and cognitive explanation about contract talks being ongoing could not hide the fact that their number 8 was headed for the door marked 출구.The Care Bears’ road to total annihilation may be marginally inhibited, but

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Torrential Rain Fails to Undermine Bears Domination The sky was littered with menacing stormclouds and the sound of thunder could have frightened babies out from their sleep but once again the Bears passion and love for the beautiful and sometimes painful game was for all to see as they gathered on the court of David. With the departure of playmaker Kai Yi to greener pastures abroad, the team was

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Ang Mo Kio, Jan 1 (Routers) - Carebear United has been rocked by the sudden announcement of club playmaker Lee Kai Yi's transfer to an undisclosed London club. The loss of their key player has seen them instantly turn from title challengers to relegation battlers, a fact recognized by bookmaker Ah Boo Kee. The odds of the Bears winning the title are now 500/1, while they are 2/1 to make the drop

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Updated: Dec. 22, 2006, 10:00 PM SGAlbertini scoops FIBUA MVCEP of the YearZoorich, Dec 22 (Routers) – Italy’s heart throb Albertini completed an outstanding year of achievement on Friday when he added FIBUA’s MVCEP of the Year to his already burgeoning tally of MVCEP of the Month awards.Albertini, who masterminded his club to it’s recent standings on the league table, beat off fierce competition

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MATCH REPORT 16/12/06Venue: AMK HomegroundTiming: 0930hrsREAL Timing: 1000hrsOpponents: Red Indian TeamFormation: VariedJust as club gaffer/resident prophet Albertini had predicted, the Carebears have come through their lean period unscathed (points-wise of course, injuries are still aplenty), and now look to make an even stronger challenge for the title.For starters, the club welcomed back

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MATCH REPORT 09/12/06Venue: AMK HomegroundTiming: 0930hrsREAL Timing: 1100hrsOpponents: Red Indian Team & Mongolian TeamFormation: A depleted Carebear United continues to defend their homeground despite sorely missing the tricks and flicks of Tak Wee and the scintillating wordplay of Kai Yi, who are both on training stints at Shui Bian FC. They are slated for a quick return though, after the club

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Cub Focus – Yee’s Striking Prowess In this brand new series, we will zoom in on the latest off-field happenings concerning our cubs. Starting the ball rolling will be striker Yee Hung Pyo: When he is not striking balls and scoring goals, forward Yee Hung Pyo will be striking poses and scoring cover page appearances. While on internship at SPH, Yee accomplished a double

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Teddies Bared! #1 In this new series, we’re going to bust and debunk rumours/myths/word-of-mouth-from-Albert’s mouth.Gullible gummies, it’s time to know the truth… What you heard: Wookie left a piece of 红肉 under his desk. He ate it 2 wks later when optimum flavour was achieved. What happened: Wookie left a burger under his desk and forgot about it. He discovered a layer of

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YEE-SPN NEWSStint at Soccernet beneficial, claims YeeStriker-cum-keeper Yee Hung Pyo has been missing from first-team action for a record 2 consecutive weeks, a first for the temporary striker who prides himself on keeping fit for every game. His absence has been attributed to his ever-increasing commitments at the Soccernet tabloids, where he is currently putting his soccer knowledge and superb

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CareBears News UpdateMatch Date: 02/12/2006Match Timing: 0930Real Timing: 1120Match Venue: The JunctionOpponents: Some angsty mats whom we thought they thought we took their yellow ballLineupIn recent weeks, the Bears have seen their squad depth being exposed with players being out injured and away on intl duty. But their love for the game and the pain has seen the remaining members of the teams

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MATCH REPORT 21/11/06Venue: The Chinese High Soccer CourtTiming: 0930hrsREAL Timing: 1000hrsOpponents: Commando UnitedFormation: Fresh from their exertions in the Bangkok Champions League, the Carebears plunged straight into action just one day after their arrival onto Singapore soil. Their adversaries were once again Commando United, this time stronger, meaner and fitter than ever before. The

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MATCH REPORT 09/12/06Venue: AMK HomegroundTiming: 0930hrsREAL Timing: 1100hrsOpponents: Red Indian Team & Mongolian TeamFormation: A depleted Carebear United continues to defend their homeground despite sorely missing the tricks and flicks of Tak Wee and the scintillating wordplay of Kai Yi, who are both on training stints at Shui Bian FC. They are slated for a quick return though, after the club

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CareBears play out entertaining match with Commando UnitedNostalgia was prevalent in the air as the Bears came back to the place that started off all their careers, the Chinese High street court. With the likes of Tak, Wooki and Koon all on international duty, the remaining Bears were able to heave a sigh of relief as they were spared the clinical back passes and the 32-33 combination for once.

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MATCH REPORTVenue: Ang Mo Kio HomegroundTiming: 0930hrsREAL Timing: 1000hrsIt was an emotional return for the Carebears to their beloved Ang Mo Kio homeground after serving a 15-match homeground ban for a myriad of infringements including kicking the green dustbin, pussy play, and not updating the team blog. Sadly for the Bears, 'emotional' in this instance stood for feelings of anguish, despair,

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Updated: Nov. 12, 2006, 11:00 PM SGCare Bear United in fine formThe Care Bears returned to their home ground in Ang Mo Kio after a string of games away from home. They recorded their largest turn out since two years ago, after which most of the players were called up for international duty. The Care Bears that turned up included Ahn JC, Albertini, David’leilei’, Park JS, Pnuto, Park YH, Lee KY,

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Updated: Nov. 12, 2006, 08:30 PM SGCare Bears lift Rooney Training BanAng Mo Kio, Singapore, Nov 12 (Routers) - Care Bear United have lifted their training ban on Rooney for his teammates’ inability to accommodate his playing style after the players and coaching staff met on Saturday.Care Bear United said the players in contention with the 19-year-old’s playing style had cleared the air in a

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YEE-SPN NEWSFANS ANGERED AT LACK OF BLOG ACTIVITYAlbertini is certainly feeling the pressure as club manager after fans called for his head in a violent protest over the lack of blog updates in the club blog. The blog, http://www.carebearunited.blogspot.com, has been largely left alone by the team after a sudden flurry of updates which quickly ran out of steam.Fans are becoming increasingly

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CAREBEARS TRIUMPH IN NIE INVITATIONAL 2006It wasn’t the Tale of Two Cities, nor was it The Romance of the 3 Kingdoms. But you wouldn’t expect less of NIE Invitational 2006 where 4 teams were pitted against one another in the grounds of NIE. For the visually stimulated, there were scintillating soccer skills and breathing taking movements. For those more subtle, there were the conspiring mind

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YEE-SPN NEWSCAREBEARS APPRECIATE THE LITTLE THINGSStrange happenings are abound within the Carebears as our intrepid reporter visited them at their AMK homeground. In the midst of interviewing sentimental playmaker Kai Yi, our reporter discovered a mosquito on his left cheek. Suddenly Albertini rushed towards Kai Yi, his face a visage of righteous determination. With sheer care and concern for

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Police probe Care Bear United keeper 'dustbin kick' claimCare Bear United goalkeeper Wookie faces a police probe after he was accused of kicking a dustbin at Justice League fans.The Chinese/Korean/Gotham international was accused of booting the dustbin into the East Stands during Wednesday’s Premiership match at Ang Mo Kio Street 31.A police spokesman said: ‘We have received one complaint in

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Tako praised for revealing abuseCare Bear United defender Tako Pachi received accolades from anti-abuse crusaders for revealing the abuse one of his teammates suffered at NIE.Tako, 20, elucidated in his new book ‘Tako: Not Just An Octopus Ball’ how a Care Bear United teammate was abused for his nationality by an esteemed opponent during a game.Kew Tzee, director of the Leave Them Out

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YEE-SPN NEWS UPDATEWookie spotted in Roman's yacht, sparks rumors of tapping upCarebear United star keeper Wookie has hit the headlines for all the right reasons lately, with his flawless performances and blossoming love life. However he has found himself in the spotlight for the wrong reasons this time, after pictures of him on board the Abramovich yacht were released to the press.In the

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Bears Down N Out!After the poor showing of the defense last week against NIE legends, CBUnited needed to prove to their fans that they are not just a motley crew of gothic prince and training rebel. The day started brightly with CBUnited dominating the early possessions. However, as with all games, CBUnited thought they had the game under wraps and began indulging in some fanciful passing and

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MATCH REPORTVenue: Boon Keng StadiumTiming: 1100hrsREAL Timing: 1145hrsScore: Tak Snrs 9 - 3 Tak's BearsTraining rebel Tax made amends for his previous altercations with his club by once again putting family ties aside to fight for the Carebear cause, proving that blood is thicker than water, but bloodshed is even better.Speaking about family, today saw the rare appearance of Mdm. Wookie, who

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Star defender David making speedy recoveryAfter the near career ending tackle from BCCT Instructors FC, Bears star David is making some speedy recovery under the meticulous care of his mother. We now track his route to recovery as our resident doctor/actor and correspondent Dr Albertini went down for a house visit.Dr Albertini: Hi David. You are looking fine. How is the hand?David: Fine thanks!Dr

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YEE-SPN BREAKING NEWSALBERTINI MAKES HISTORY BY GRABBING 5 AWARDS WITH ONE SINGLE ACTIONAlbertini has wrote his name into the annals of history by earning 5 awards with an awe-inspiring display of strength, skill and finesse during a soccer match at the Carebears' Ang Mo Kio homeground.Finding himself marked by a defender as he tried to make his way up the pitch, Albertini performed a textbook

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Updated: Sep. 11, 2006, 09:00 PM SGTako backs error-prone keeper WookieAng Mo Kio, Singapore, Sept 11 (Routers) - Care Bear United goalkeeper has been given the backing of his team mate and fellow accessory aficionado Tako Pachi in the wake of his latest high-profile mistake.The Chinese national (with suspected Korean origins) took the blame for NIE Legends’ first goal in Saturday’s 4 - 3 narrow

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YEE-SPN NEWS UPDATECAREBEAR UNITED IN DISCUSSIONS WITH BAK KUT TEH STALL OVER SPONSORSHIP DEALWith the emergence of the Carebears as a major force in the soccer arena, the club has received many offers for sponsorship deals from several businesses, ranging from SUMO HOUSE to Ah Seng's Hardware Shop to the Yamaguchi Kendo Club.However the Ang Mo Kio Bak Kut Teh Stall has made itself a serious

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Bears bear another mediocre week. Carebear United (disbanded) took part in the much covetted NIE-cup finals today and faced their old rivals, NIELegends. Having beat the legends with a legendary score of 9 - 0 a season back, Carebear United seek to duplicate the performance by enhancing their gameplay with The Movement, The Defence and The Tree, as so discussed under the austere supervision

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YEE-SPN NEWS BULLETINSAF SPLASHES ENTIRE DEFENCE BUDGET ON 20-YR OLDWith the government's announcement during Budget Day that 50% of the annual Budget will be allocated for military spending, the SAF has wasted no time in splurging the entire amount on Lee Li Koon. The precocious talent, currently only 20 years of age, has been the subject of much transfer speculation between SAF and Carebear Utd

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Match NoticeDate: 9th Sept 2006Time: 0900Venue: NIE CourtOpponent: nielegendsAttire: Your soccer accessories. Gothic earings not provided.Final note from the coach: Dun be LATE cos we booked the court from 9am onwards. Dun cut our playing time.

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Care Bear United Squad/Transfer TidbitsPost-Op David Vows To Return StrongerCare Bear United defender David underwent surgery at the Singapore General Hospital (SGH) with hopes that someday he would be able to return to top-flight football with the Care Bear team. The surgery took place on 31st August 2006 (Thursday) and was a success. The 20-year-old defender was discharged the following

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YEE-SPN SOCCER NEWSBAD BOY THATCHER BREAKS DOWN, CONFESSES TO HEARING VOICESAfter accepting a heavy punishment of 6 weeks' wages and a 6 match ban, Blackburn bad boy Ben Thatcher broke down yesterday in front of stunned reporters. 'I didn't mean to hurt Mendes,' he was reported to say in tears. 'I heard voices telling me to do it.' Thatcher alleges that he has been tormented by voices in his head

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Stuttering Carebears Fights Out A Draw In TCHS CourtAfter the defeat at home last week to Justice League, CBUnited had a point to prove and decided to test their mantle at the Chinese High Court. The match was scheduled to start at 0930 but had to be postponed as several keys members of the CBUnited was nowhere to be found. After a long and arduous wait, the game was finally underway with the

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CBUnited News Weekly Proudly Brought To You ByNo.8 Lee KYCare Bear United upset at homeThe Care Bears went out looking to dominate the courts of Ang Mo Kio but spent more time looking at others play from the spectator stands. The Care Bears were missing veterans Albertini, Park Yee Hung and Rooney due to international duties, but had Park Jie Song and Quan van Ning back from hiatus. They were

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Match Report 19/08/06And so,armed with new monikers and new-found confidence(though somewhat delusional), the Carebears gathered at the ground they had spilled blood just a week ago. The early birds were punctual, and the latecomers were, as usual (including urs truly)...Even though the Carebears were lacking their armskote IC today (otherwise known as the Executioner), they naively thought that

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Albertini set to commit to Care Bear UnitedCare Bear United (disbanded) are close to agreeing a deal to extend Albertini Di MingHsieno’s contract beyond this Saturday, club chairman Lim Yuhui said.‘We have spoken to his grandmother, also his agent, and have reached a consensus that we should extend his contract,’ the CBUnited top dog told AMK sports weekly in an interview on Wednesday.‘Albertini

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Hello fellow bears ...KaiYi just introduced me to nikefootball.com which has this super cool feature where you can choose your style and design your crest. Depending on your style, they will give you a kind of name and descibe your style of play.This is mineExecutioner - I will rule the game with my fury.Fun huh?? Find out yours !! And tell us !!!

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Match Report 12/08/06On a sunny Saturday morning, the Carebears converged upon the hallowed soccer court of TCHS, a mythical place rumoured to be full of ownage teams and wicked sick players. However Carebear Utd swiftly put those rumours to rest by dominating the court with their passions and weapons, except for a 15-second spell where the Carebears lost 3 matches in 5 seconds in a row.With a 1-

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Recieved news that SMU students gets discount at adidas shop located at the new Cathay. So, if any of you guys are looking for a new pair of boots, gloves, or what nought to hide your spanners and tools of the trade, please do not hesitate to make use of your seniors.

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champion goalkeeper

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Happy National Day!!First, let us congratulate Kai Yi for doing Carebear Utd (disbanded) proud by strutting his stuff at the Padang, earning himself lots and lots of off-in-lieu for him to practise his joga.Next, about today's game. Today was another Justice League dominating day, with the colorful (zesty orange, strong green, sky blue etc) superheroes owning the court and all the teams on it.

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Happy Friendship Day to all my buddies who spent their weekends playing soccer with me!!!Sunday was another day at David court and this round the Junction. We had a relatively eventful time at david court today, totally owning the players. But i must admit they deserve some credit by irritating us with their dirty play. They dunno who they are messing with with the likes of koon on the pitch.

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Another joga day at David's house...Lots of teams today which suffocated our playing time. The strength of takwee jnr's totally overwhelmed the whole 4F soccer nominal roll. In my opinion the jersey no. 0 is the highlight of the team...Speaking of highlight, the highlight of today's match must be our goalkeeper Wookie, who put in a determined display and made few mistakes, even sacrificing his

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Sunday turned out to be a tremendous group BANGSEH by the likes of lee and wee etc, leaving only kaiyi and yh to defend the homeground.Homeground of the AMK GodsEsp. lee, who conjured a rain cloud to follow kaiyi, and ordered it to rain when we about to start kicking.However after the rain stopped, we successfully defended it against some malays and then more malays. Learnt more insights into

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bak kut teh ORGYIt started innocently at first...But scoring goals got us hungry to the point we forgot our dignity...Likoon was ok at first...until he ate his ICE KACHANG which gave him BRAIN FREEZEOnly 1 way to solve it....hahahahahahaha

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YoYO!!Looks like yee has covered the match report pretty. Overall our performance today is commendable, the movements seems to be better than last week, and we are getting rougher, which is a sign of good things to come. At least our team is moving in the right direction.The only disappointment today is tak sister nvr come down to support us. Everyone had made an effort to come down lor but it

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29/07/06The AMK gods gathered at their favourite hunting ground at David's once again...only to meet JUSTICE LEAGUE...low morale...Anyway I think today Albert, Takwee and me managed to practise our movement, which is damn tiring. I think next time we should practise more of that, rather than rely on Wookie's no-look decoy throws....Congrats to Wookie on his sparkling debut. His team down 1-0, he

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my first postcool siah

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hey hey.. not bad siah.. think nxt on our agenda is to come up with the list of chars of de 4F 群侠s... den mebbe in between we can add a few games.. hope dis blog is fully exploited.. and that it'll make organising matches much easier.. and less pple will pangseh.. dis too all de 一介武夫.. see ya'll dis sat/sun...卍 生又何哀，死又何苦 卐-kAi Yi-

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To show our support of 'Pirates of the Carribean' we have decided to pirate the idea of the NIE Legends and set up our own 4F 群侠传 blog. The main purpose is to save previous funds used for SMS-ing, so we can divert them to more transfers instead, since we are short of cash due to our new $30 million signing Wayne Rooney. However he is worth EVERY cent haha.- Post your kbs- Post Match Reports- Post

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The first post!Feels like scoring the opening goal....

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