THE TEAM
WOOKIE - GK
The Barthez of the team, Wookie is the undisputed No.1 for Carebear Utd. Although not blessed with any of the relevant attributes of
quick reflexes or ball handling, he compensates for it with his Korean Idol looks and Gothic bracelet/choker. His unique ability to
self-destruct has irked many fans, but his sterling performances when he is on form quickly pacifies them. Many predict his position
will be coming under threat in future from an up-and-coming keeper, Understudy, who was scouted from the AMK Academy. However till then,
Wookie will continue to deputise between the sticks. Speaking of sticks, please do not injure your arm by piercing it with one.
JIESONG - DC
As Keeper of the Grove, Jie Song commands twin tree trunks which are indispensable for blocking shots, bulldozing past defenders etc.
His quick acceleration from his triple jump days coupled with his raw strength makes him feared and respected on the field. His unique
ability, the Force of Nature, consistently gets Carebear Utd out of trouble. If you thought Mother Nature was powerful, try taking on
the Big Daddy...
DAVID - DC
A born sweeper, David possesses legs that can really sweep. His windscreen wiper technique of flailing his legs side to side creates an
air vacuum, forming an impregnable fortress around him and driving opponents crazy trying to beat him. A fan favorite with his kinky
accessories like flower hats, he can often be seen emitting wierd noises like 'nai nai' and 'lai lai' that confuse his opponents. When
combined with Jie Song, the 2 form an unbeatable defence. His passion for soccer is only matched by his love for Zoids.
JUNCHENG - DC
Many an opposing striker has smelt a goal and gone in for the shot, only to find themselves staring at 6 solid rock hard abs. A rock
in defence, Jun Cheng possesses lightning pace and acceleration and gives Carebear Utd additional attacking options with his incisive
runs and decisive finishing. A fireman by occupation, but moonlights at night washing clothes with his natural washing board.
ALBERT - DMC
Knees. Shins. Ankles. Ligaments. You name it, he's zhammed it. The veritable defensive stalwart of the team, Albert destroys opponents'
attacks as easily as he destroys their careers. Armed with a low CG, tough body frame and a kendo sword, he sends out an unspoken warning
to all opposing attackers who value their lives. Although already a monster physically, Albert's mind games and schemes makes him an
absolute mental behemoth. Has never been carded in his entire career, instead causing the referee to get sent off on countless occasions.
Arms flailing and kendo sword swinging, Albert is simply every opponent's nightmare. The official armskote IC of the team.
KENNETH - MC
A late inclusion into the Carebear ranks, Kenneth has quickly made himself at home. His occasional flashes of brilliance have proved to be
match winners, and his solid work rate and positive attitude has seen Carebear fans receive him warmly. A cousin of fellow Carebear David,
he aims to emulate his older cousin's successes, though not the wierd calls and flower hats.
TAKWEE - AML
If his shiny earrings don't dazzle you, Tak Wee's amazing ball skills will. As David constantly testifies, Tak Wee is unanimously the star
of the team, the vital link between defence and attack. His massive will to win is evident for all to see - he would rather lose his hair
than lose the game. Although he is flawless on the pitch, it is not so off it. Tak Wee is ambroiled in many scandals in his personal
life, his infamous XXX video with Annie and videos from the hidden cam installed in his toilet being just the tip of the scandalous
iceberg.
LIKOON - AMR
Affectionately known as 'Peanut' by his team-mates, Likoon has put his career at AMK under threat by refusing to sign the contract
offered by Carebear Utd, instead signing for the SAF on a 6 year deal. His ability to hold the ball and shoot from distance are his
main attributes. Has proved on several occasions that he is able to change the course of the game with a single pass....to the opposing
striker.
ER JIE - AMC
Angki Er Jie is his name, and attacking is his game. A veritable goalscorer, he is capable of nifty footwork and splitting passes as well.
Rumour has it that he was christened 'Orbit' in his early playing days as a reference to his off-target shots, but he has been quick to
deny it. His finishing has since improved by leaps and bounds. If he continues at this rate, he will surely be on his way to be the new
Carebear no. 1 Keeper. All the best, Angki!
KAI YI - PLAYMAKER
The brains of the team, Kai Yi is acknowledged as the original creator of 'The Movement', which has enabled Carebear Utd to dominate
courts and thrash opponents without even unleashing a single adjustable spanner. Constantly researching on new tactics and plays as well
as watching soccer videos for hours on end, Kai Yi has accumulated a wealth of knowledge in that footballing brain of his, threatening
to snatch the tag of 'The Professor' from Wenger himself. On the pitch, Kai Yi uses his footballing brain to great effect, creating
chances out of seemingly nothing and occassionally scoring some vital goals on his own. His intellect is matched only by Albert, who
always succeeds in counter-scheming Kai Yi's counter-scheme on Albert's counter-scheme on Kaiyi's counter-scheme on Albert's scheme.
YEE HUNG - FC
One of the finishers of the team, Yee Hung has not only honed his volleying/shooting skills with Carebear Utd, but also his goalkeeping
skills, thanks to the 'Scorer-Keeper' rule implemented by the team. Occasionally grumbles about lack of playing time thanks to him
scoring a goal in 5 minutes before keeping the goal for 20 minutes, but is generally happy to stay with the team. His loyalty is being
put under question currently with his frequent calls to 'disband', but is being persuaded to 'flail' by Albert and Co.
QUAN NING - FC
Temperamental striker, known to not show up for several matches consecutively. However when he does make an appearance he is bound to
dazzle the courts with his ball skills and sublime finishing, not to mention his deadly aerial ability. Able to head a ball harder and
more accurately than most mortals can kick it, Quan Ning is a devastating attacking presence to deal with. When he's present, of course.
ROONEY - SC
3 words - Hardcore Anyhow Zham. Scores goals by the dozen but misses chances by the million. Still, many would agree a score of 12-0
isn't too bad. His relentless running and accelerating has seen him clock Kenyan-killing mileage, and with his psychotic look complete
with crew cut and tucked in orange shirt, Rooney is definitely the nightmare of his opponents, and even his own teammates!