We are a team of titans. True to our motto, we seek and destroy. Be it your defence, your attacks, or even your careers.
With a death star angel watching over us, we are unbeatable. Our patented style, 'The Movement (TM)', allows us to put the ball in your net with
or without your permission. Sometimes we even put it in ours. The point is, when you step on the pitch, be prepared for innocence lost and
wounds that will never heal. By the time we are done dishing out our touching tackles and sentimental shots, you will wish you were in Patpong instead.
Don't expect pity, only sincere laughter will greet your screams. And don't bother asking for a death row pardon either, it is already two minutes too late.
So the question you need to ask yourself now is...
DO YOU DARE...TO CARE?
Do you DARE to CARE?
Roadblock: A roadblock is a task which only one team member may perform. Before heading into a Roadblock, teams read a vague clue about the task to come, e.g., "Who's really hungry?" (for a David’s mother’s delicacies buffet eating challenge), or "Who wants to get clogged arteries?" (for a task involving eating braised pig trotters’ skin at a Bak Kut Teh Stall).
Detour: A detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. One task is typically an easier option that takes more time to complete, while the other is usually a difficult or frightening option that can be finished quickly.
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The opponent we faced was the The Red Indian and Friends. A respected rival as they also displayed similar passion and love by appearing week in week out despite rain or shine, win or lose.
Highlights of the Day
Jiesong just totally sux as he destroyed wave after wave of enemies attack with his chest, knees, calves, head. Attackers were just left in the tracks of Jiesong as he takes the ball away with ease and composure. Definitely his most solid display thus far in a Carebear shirt. In a move which saw him orchestrating his defense and finishing the attack, Jiesong tackled the ball away from Red Indian. nutmegged the plump defender and released an unstoppable shot into the top right hand corner.
If you had somehow managed to shake free from Jiesong, you would have my deepest condoleses as you would surely run into Juncheng. With a body to die for and a even deadlier speed, you would have not the slightest chance to even release your shot. Often confusing friends and foes alike by appearing in different parts of the court at the same time, as experienced personall by Likoon. Didnt really find his scoring touch on the day but impressed with his defending as off the ball running as usual.
In midfield that was the pairing of Albertini & Likoon. They may have known each other for a long time but they sure didnt show it as they frequently mis-timed each other runs and going for the same opponent time and again. Nonetheless, they make up for their mistakes with relentless running supporting both defense and attack with every wave. With a penchant for trying impossible shots at impssible angles, Likoon came under fire again from the spectators but Lady Luck was smiling on him this time as he didnt blast the ball over the fence and saved everyone a lot of time. He however did manage to score a memorable goal when he was released on the right wing. The star winger he was, he stroked the ball forward and unleased a venomous shot towards goal with no challenge, finding the bottom left corner. Albertini also had a rare header goal that was totally against the run of play. Yee Hung seeing Albertini free on the edge of the semicircle, sent up a searching ball. It floated over all the defenders and came to Albertini whose back was facing the goal. Albertini leaped and sent a glancing header into opposite corner of trhe net with a idol look that even Korean hearthrob would be proud of. The keeper that had come out hoping to catch the ball was left flailing thin air.
Tak Wee, as usual, was a model of consistency as he sent in assist after assist to his team-mates. He may have a penchant for ugly things but he sure doesnt tolerate ugly goals as he on more than 1 occasion chose to pass the ball to another player to score than to score the simple goal himself. However, conspiracy theorist have came up with a darker theory that may link his behaviour to the number 1 rule in Carebear soccer which applies to scorers and which Yee Hung know too well.
Only just recovering from his exploits in Mainland China, Yee Hung was still a shade of his old passionate self. However, he managed to transform that fatigue into goals by poaching all the goals when he was too lazy to run back to defend or when his normally cannonball shot was wrongly interpreted by the keeper and thus allowed the powerless shot to roll under his outstretched body. His play of the day would be the 3 touches to goal attack. The keeper rolls the ball to Albertini who then striked the ball forward to Yee Hung. Although heavily marked, he somehow turned the ball around with his massive body and shot it into the bottom corner surprising the keeper and defenders. All done in 3 easy steps.
Making a late appearance was David. Allegedlly believed to be suffering from an Achillies tendon injury, he showed no signs of it as he defended resolutely and chipped in with several goals throughout the match. More remarkable was the manner in which these goals are scored in. Virtually zero angle. David zero angle shots are slowly but surely becoming his best weapon in a soccer game. Just when you least expect it, David scores from the far corner of the court and beating the keeper at his far post. Proving an asset also in defense with his elbows and flailing legs, he is also irreplacable in the Bears team.
MVCEP of the Day
Beyond the shadow of a doubt, David was awarded with the MVCEP. Despite just making a brief appearance, he made a deep impact by indirectly causing a shoulder injury to Albertini with a koon pass that Albertini was obliged to save by diving across the face of goal and thereby twisting his shoulder. As if adding insult to injury, David pushed the blame to Yee Hung for pressuring him and Yee Hung in turn blamed Albertini for passing the ball to David for him to pressure. Hurt mentally and physically, it seems that the chances of Albertini retaining the MVCEP of Jan is silm. Definitely a masterstroke by David.
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WOOKIE - GK
The Barthez of the team, Wookie is the undisputed No.1 for Carebear Utd. Although not blessed with any of the relevant attributes of
quick reflexes or ball handling, he compensates for it with his Korean Idol looks and Gothic bracelet/choker. His unique ability to
self-destruct has irked many fans, but his sterling performances when he is on form quickly pacifies them. Many predict his position
will be coming under threat in future from an up-and-coming keeper, Understudy, who was scouted from the AMK Academy. However till then,
Wookie will continue to deputise between the sticks. Speaking of sticks, please do not injure your arm by piercing it with one.
JIESONG - DC
As Keeper of the Grove, Jie Song commands twin tree trunks which are indispensable for blocking shots, bulldozing past defenders etc.
His quick acceleration from his triple jump days coupled with his raw strength makes him feared and respected on the field. His unique
ability, the Force of Nature, consistently gets Carebear Utd out of trouble. If you thought Mother Nature was powerful, try taking on
the Big Daddy...
DAVID - DC
A born sweeper, David possesses legs that can really sweep. His windscreen wiper technique of flailing his legs side to side creates an
air vacuum, forming an impregnable fortress around him and driving opponents crazy trying to beat him. A fan favorite with his kinky
accessories like flower hats, he can often be seen emitting wierd noises like 'nai nai' and 'lai lai' that confuse his opponents. When
combined with Jie Song, the 2 form an unbeatable defence. His passion for soccer is only matched by his love for Zoids.
JUNCHENG - DC
Many an opposing striker has smelt a goal and gone in for the shot, only to find themselves staring at 6 solid rock hard abs. A rock
in defence, Jun Cheng possesses lightning pace and acceleration and gives Carebear Utd additional attacking options with his incisive
runs and decisive finishing. A fireman by occupation, but moonlights at night washing clothes with his natural washing board.
ALBERT - DMC
Knees. Shins. Ankles. Ligaments. You name it, he's zhammed it. The veritable defensive stalwart of the team, Albert destroys opponents'
attacks as easily as he destroys their careers. Armed with a low CG, tough body frame and a kendo sword, he sends out an unspoken warning
to all opposing attackers who value their lives. Although already a monster physically, Albert's mind games and schemes makes him an
absolute mental behemoth. Has never been carded in his entire career, instead causing the referee to get sent off on countless occasions.
Arms flailing and kendo sword swinging, Albert is simply every opponent's nightmare. The official armskote IC of the team.
KENNETH - MC
A late inclusion into the Carebear ranks, Kenneth has quickly made himself at home. His occasional flashes of brilliance have proved to be
match winners, and his solid work rate and positive attitude has seen Carebear fans receive him warmly. A cousin of fellow Carebear David,
he aims to emulate his older cousin's successes, though not the wierd calls and flower hats.
TAKWEE - AML
If his shiny earrings don't dazzle you, Tak Wee's amazing ball skills will. As David constantly testifies, Tak Wee is unanimously the star
of the team, the vital link between defence and attack. His massive will to win is evident for all to see - he would rather lose his hair
than lose the game. Although he is flawless on the pitch, it is not so off it. Tak Wee is ambroiled in many scandals in his personal
life, his infamous XXX video with Annie and videos from the hidden cam installed in his toilet being just the tip of the scandalous
iceberg.
LIKOON - AMR
Affectionately known as 'Peanut' by his team-mates, Likoon has put his career at AMK under threat by refusing to sign the contract
offered by Carebear Utd, instead signing for the SAF on a 6 year deal. His ability to hold the ball and shoot from distance are his
main attributes. Has proved on several occasions that he is able to change the course of the game with a single pass....to the opposing
striker.
ER JIE - AMC
Angki Er Jie is his name, and attacking is his game. A veritable goalscorer, he is capable of nifty footwork and splitting passes as well.
Rumour has it that he was christened 'Orbit' in his early playing days as a reference to his off-target shots, but he has been quick to
deny it. His finishing has since improved by leaps and bounds. If he continues at this rate, he will surely be on his way to be the new
Carebear no. 1 Keeper. All the best, Angki!
KAI YI - PLAYMAKER
The brains of the team, Kai Yi is acknowledged as the original creator of 'The Movement', which has enabled Carebear Utd to dominate
courts and thrash opponents without even unleashing a single adjustable spanner. Constantly researching on new tactics and plays as well
as watching soccer videos for hours on end, Kai Yi has accumulated a wealth of knowledge in that footballing brain of his, threatening
to snatch the tag of 'The Professor' from Wenger himself. On the pitch, Kai Yi uses his footballing brain to great effect, creating
chances out of seemingly nothing and occassionally scoring some vital goals on his own. His intellect is matched only by Albert, who
always succeeds in counter-scheming Kai Yi's counter-scheme on Albert's counter-scheme on Kaiyi's counter-scheme on Albert's scheme.
YEE HUNG - FC
One of the finishers of the team, Yee Hung has not only honed his volleying/shooting skills with Carebear Utd, but also his goalkeeping
skills, thanks to the 'Scorer-Keeper' rule implemented by the team. Occasionally grumbles about lack of playing time thanks to him
scoring a goal in 5 minutes before keeping the goal for 20 minutes, but is generally happy to stay with the team. His loyalty is being
put under question currently with his frequent calls to 'disband', but is being persuaded to 'flail' by Albert and Co.
QUAN NING - FC
Temperamental striker, known to not show up for several matches consecutively. However when he does make an appearance he is bound to
dazzle the courts with his ball skills and sublime finishing, not to mention his deadly aerial ability. Able to head a ball harder and
more accurately than most mortals can kick it, Quan Ning is a devastating attacking presence to deal with. When he's present, of course.
ROONEY - SC
3 words - Hardcore Anyhow Zham. Scores goals by the dozen but misses chances by the million. Still, many would agree a score of 12-0
isn't too bad. His relentless running and accelerating has seen him clock Kenyan-killing mileage, and with his psychotic look complete
with crew cut and tucked in orange shirt, Rooney is definitely the nightmare of his opponents, and even his own teammates!
